Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Akio Toyoda all die and go to heaven.
While exploring, Bill Gates spots a man with a bunch of clocks behind him.
The three men go to the guy and all say, "What are all those clocks for?!?!?"
The man replies, "These are company clocks, everytime a company does/makes something worthless and mindless, the minute hand moves."
Bill Gates: "O rly? Where is Microsoft?"
Man: "Microsoft is over there, as you can see the minute hand only moved once."
Steve Jobs: "Impressive... so, where is Mac?"
Man: "Mac is over there, it seems to have moved three times."
Akio Toyoda: ":O, where is Toyota??? I can't find it."
Man: "Toyota's clock is in Jesus's office; he is using it as a ceiling fan."
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